Top Ten Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For Pagans To 
Use At Beltane Gatherings
10. Hey babe, what's your sign? What's it's ascendant? What is your 
planet alignment in Venus during Cancer's revolving around the Fourth 
House? 

9. Read any good Llewellyn Books lately? 

8. Would you like to come over to my place and widdershens? 

7. Haven't I seen you some place before in another life? 

6. Yes, I'm handfasted, but that's not technically marriage. 

5. So, do you draw down the moon here often? 

4. What's a nymph Goddess like you doing in a place like this? 

3. You have the prettiest third eye I've ever seen. 

2. You're feet must be tired because you've been Spiral Dancing in my 
mind all night long. 

And the number one cheesy pick-up line for Pagans to use at Beltane 
Gatherings is: 

1. Is that a May Pole in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?