Capitalism
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What's politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your
Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the 
Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you 
the People. The nanny,we'll consider her the Working Class. Now your 
baby brother, we'll call him the Future. ow, think about that and see 
if that makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. 
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to 
check on him.  He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. 
So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother 
sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. 
Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father 
in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. 

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, 
I think I understand the concept of politics now." The 
father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you 
think politics is all about."  The little boy replies, 
"Well, while Capitalism is screwingthe Working Class, the 
Government is sound  asleep, the People are being ignored 
and the Future is in deep shit."