Top 10 Houses to Avoid While 
Trick-Or-Treating
10. Any house that seems to be imploding in a hole in the ground.
9. Any house made of food.
8. Any house that has lawn ornamental hyenas.
7. Any house whose only entrance goes to the basement.
6. Any house where high-tension power lines seem to stop.
5. Any house that keeps growling, "GET OUT!"
4. Any house where the furniture seems to be walking around the living room.
3. Any house that looks more like a giant, pulsating orb floating 3 feet 
   above the ground than a house.
2. Any house with a yard full of statues of people in odd running poses.
And the #1 House to Avoid:
1. Any house that wasn't there a couple of seconds ago.