THE PROCTOLOGY STUDENT
A student of proctology was in the morgue one day after classes,  getting
a  little practice in before the final exams. He went over to a table
where a  body was lying face down. He removed the sheet over the body and
to his surprise he found a cork in the corpse's ass.  Figuring that this
was fairly unusual, he pulled the cork out, and to his surprise, music
began playing.  "On the road again... Just can't wait to get on the road
again..."  The student was amazed, and placed the cork back in the ass.
The music stopped. Totally freaked out, the student called the Medical
Examiner over to the corpse.  "Look at this. This is really something" the
student told the examiner as he pulled the cork back out again.  "On the
road again... Just can't wait to get on the road again... "So what?", the
Medical Examiner replied, obviously unimpressed with the student's
discovery.  "But isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?"
asked the student.  "Are you kidding?" replied the Examiner, "Any asshole
can sing country music."