Blond at the mail box
 
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive 
blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to 
the mail box. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed 
back in the house. 

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the 
mail box and again opened it and slammed it shut. Angrily, back 
into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the 
lawn, here she came again, marched to the mail box, opened it and 
then slammed it closed harder than ever. 

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" 
To which she replied, "There certainly is!" 









 (are you ready?) 










 "My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL.'"