HAPPY HALLOWEEN
A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears a 
BUMP...BUMP....BUMP.....behind him. Walking faster he looks back, and 
makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the 
middle  of the street towards him.... BUMP..... BUMP......
BUMP.....Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the 
casket bouncing quickly behind him...faster.... faster....  BUMP.... 
BUMP..... BUMP.......He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, 
opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. 
However, the casket crashes through his door, with its lid
clapping..... clappity-BUMP....... clappity-BUMP ....... clappity-
BUMP..... on the heels of the terrified man.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart 
is pounding, his head is reeling, his breath is coming in sobbing 
gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door, bumping and 
clapping towards him. The man screams and reaches for something-
anything--but all he can find is a box of cough drops!!
Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the casket.........
and of course..............





 
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the coffin stops!!!!!
 
*cackle* Happy Halloween, y'all :)
ROTFLMAO!!!! Happy Samhain all!