Oh my gawd...

        
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together.

The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest.
When he walks into a room, everyone calls him  'Father.'

The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks
into a room, people say, 'Your Grace.'"

The third Catholic woman says smugly, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he
walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence.'"

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women
give her this subtle "Well...?"

She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hard-bodied stripper. When he
walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my gawd...'."