Oh my gawd...
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together.
The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest.
When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.'
The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks
into a room, people say, 'Your Grace.'"
The third Catholic woman says smugly, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he
walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence.'"
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women
give her this subtle "Well...?"
She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2", hard-bodied stripper. When he
walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my gawd...'."