Clean Laughs III

        

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The
doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"

The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting
these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most
mornings."

The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the
mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but
your Debbie is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess."

The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever
been left alone with a man! Have you, Debbie?"

Debbie says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"

The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it.
About five minutes pass and finally the mother says,

"Is there something wrong out there doctor?"

The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last
time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east
and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be darned if I'm
going to miss it!"



The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist,
"You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest
you take tranquilizers regularly."

On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the
tranquilizers calmed you down?"

"Yes" the mother answered.

"And how is your son now?" he asked.

"Who cares?" she replied.