CLASSIC CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS
* Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles, and other
items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to CRIPPLE
children.
*The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning
at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the
Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
* Evening massage - 6 p.m.
* The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the
congregation would lend him their electric girdles for
the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
* Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at
7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.
* Ushers will eat latecomers.
* For those of you who have children and don't know it,
we have a nursery downstairs.
* Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church
and community.
* The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's
Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The
congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
* The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success.
Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who
laboured the whole evening at the piano, which as usual
fell upon her.
* On a church bulletin during the minister's illness:
GOD IS GOOD Dr. Hargreaves is better.
* Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.
* Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help.
* Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church
secretary.
* 8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the
addition of several new members and to the deterioration
of some older ones.
* The choir invites any member of the congregation who
enjoys sinning to join the choir.
* Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use large
double door at the side entrance.