Blond Rabbit Joke
A man, driving along the highway, saw a rabbit hopping across the 
middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but 
unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The 
driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over 
to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the 
rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so 
awful that he began to cry. 

A blonde woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the 
side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and 
asked the man what was wrong. 

"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and 
killed it." 

The blonde told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went
to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the
limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the
rabbit. 

Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at 
the two people and hopped down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit 
stopped, turned around, waved at the two people again, hopped down 
the road another 10 feet, turned, waved, and hopped another 10 feet, 
turned and waved and repeated this again and again until it was out 
of sight. 

The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could 
be in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded, 
"What was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?" 
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. 

It said: 











Are you ready for this? 
















Are you sure? 















OK, here it comes . . . 













"Hair Spray - Restores Life to Dead Hair. Adds Permanent Wave."