Pagan Humor

Some more jokes from this web page: 

How many witches does it take to change a light bulb? 
It depends what you turn it into. 

If ignorance is bliss why aren't more people happy? 
I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to. 

WASP= we are sexy pagans 

Did you hear, Easter is canceled this year..... yeah, they found the body. 

How many Dianic women does it take to screw in a light bulb? 
That's W-I-M-M-I-N and that's not funny! 

How many Gardnerians does it take to change a lightblub? 
I can't say, it's oathbound 

How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb? 
None, if candles were good enough for Grandma they're good enough for me!