Bumper stickers seen this weekend .....
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me
I have the body of a god........Buddha
This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
The face is familiar but i can't quite remember my name
Illiterate? Write for help
Honk if anything falls off
He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit
This isn't my idea of a good time
It's been lovely, but I have to scream now
Uniquely maladjusted, but fun
This bumper sticker exploits illiterates
I haven't lost my mind it's backed up on disk somewhere
Oh, evolve!
Gone crazy be back shortly
If you're not outraged you're not paying attention