New state mottos for Y2K

Alabama: 
Yes, we have electricity 
 
Alaska 
We also take American money 
 
Arizona: 
But It's a Dry Heat. 
 
Arkansas: 
Litterasy Ain't Everthing. 

California: 
As Seen on TV. 
 
Colorado: 
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother. 

Connecticut: 
Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and with Less Character. 
 
Delaware: 
We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water. 
 
Florida: 
Ask Us About Our Grandkids. 
 
Georgia: 
We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism. 
 
Hawaii: 
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru. 
(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) 
 
Idaho: 
Potatoes and NeoNazi's ... What More Could You Ask For? 
 
Illinois: 
Please Don't Pronounce the "S". 
 
Indiana: 
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free. 
 
Iowa: 
We Do Amazing Things with Corn. 
 
Kansas: 
Where Science Don't Mean Shit. 
 
Kentucky: 
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names. 
 
Louisiana: 
We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign. 
 
Maine: 
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster. 
 
Maryland: 
A Thinking Man's Delaware. 
 
Massachusetts: 
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets). 
 
Michigan: 
First Line of Defense From the Canadians. 
 
Minnesota: 
10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes. 

Mississippi: 
Come Feel Better About Your Own State. 
 
Missouri: 
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work. 
 
Montana: 
Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and 
Very Little Else. 
 
Nebraska: 
Ask About Our State Motto Contest. 
 
Nevada: 
Whores and Poker! 
 
New Hampshire: 
Go Away and Leave Us Alone 
 
New Jersey: 
You want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here! 
 
New Mexico: 
Lizards Make Excellent Pets. 
 
New York: 
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an 
Attorney... 
 
North Carolina: 
Tobacco is a Vegetable. 
 
North Dakota: 
We Really are One of the 50 States! 
 
Ohio: 
At Least We're Not Michigan. 
 
Oklahoma: 
Like the Play, only No Singing. 
 
Oregon: 
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner. 
 
Pennsylvania: 
Cook With Coal. 
 
Rhode Island: 
We're Not REALLY An Island. 
 
South Carolina: 
Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender. 
 
South Dakota: 
Closer Than North Dakota. 
 
Tennessee: 
The Educashun State. 
 
Texas: 
Si, hablo ingles (Yes, I speak English). 
 
Utah: 
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus. 
 
Vermont: 
Yep. 
 
Virginia: 
Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? 
 
Washington: 
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers! 

Washington, D.C.: 
Wanna Be Mayor? 
 
West Virginia: 
One Big Happy Family-Really! 
 
Wisconsin: 
Come Cut The Cheese With Us! 
 
Wyoming: 
Where men are men and sheep are nervous.