New state mottos for Y2K
Alabama:
Yes, we have electricity
Alaska
We also take American money
Arizona:
But It's a Dry Heat.
Arkansas:
Litterasy Ain't Everthing.
California:
As Seen on TV.
Colorado:
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut:
Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and with Less Character.
Delaware:
We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water.
Florida:
Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
Georgia:
We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii:
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru.
(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho:
Potatoes and NeoNazi's ... What More Could You Ask For?
Illinois:
Please Don't Pronounce the "S".
Indiana:
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free.
Iowa:
We Do Amazing Things with Corn.
Kansas:
Where Science Don't Mean Shit.
Kentucky:
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names.
Louisiana:
We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
Maine:
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster.
Maryland:
A Thinking Man's Delaware.
Massachusetts:
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets).
Michigan:
First Line of Defense From the Canadians.
Minnesota:
10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes.
Mississippi:
Come Feel Better About Your Own State.
Missouri:
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work.
Montana:
Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and
Very Little Else.
Nebraska:
Ask About Our State Motto Contest.
Nevada:
Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire:
Go Away and Leave Us Alone
New Jersey:
You want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico:
Lizards Make Excellent Pets.
New York:
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an
Attorney...
North Carolina:
Tobacco is a Vegetable.
North Dakota:
We Really are One of the 50 States!
Ohio:
At Least We're Not Michigan.
Oklahoma:
Like the Play, only No Singing.
Oregon:
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner.
Pennsylvania:
Cook With Coal.
Rhode Island:
We're Not REALLY An Island.
South Carolina:
Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender.
South Dakota:
Closer Than North Dakota.
Tennessee:
The Educashun State.
Texas:
Si, hablo ingles (Yes, I speak English).
Utah:
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus.
Vermont:
Yep.
Virginia:
Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington:
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
Washington, D.C.:
Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia:
One Big Happy Family-Really!
Wisconsin:
Come Cut The Cheese With Us!
Wyoming:
Where men are men and sheep are nervous.