True (?) Story: How about Taco Bell?

TRUE STORY: HOW ABOUT TACO BELL? 

This girl was really in a hurry one day so she just stopped off at Taco 
Bell and got a Chicken soft taco and ate it on the way home. That night 
she noticed her jaw was kind of tight and swollen. The next day it was a 
little worse so she went to her doctor. He said she just had an allergic 
reaction to something, and gave her some cream to rub on her jaw to help. 
After a couple of days the swelling had just gotten worse and she could 
hardly move her jaw. She went back to her doctor to see what was wrong. 
Her doctor had no idea so he started to run some tests. They scrubbed 
out the inside of her mouth to get tissue samples and they also took some 
saliva samples. 

Well, they found out what was wrong. Apparently her chicken soft taco 
had a pregnant roach in it, then she ate it, the eggs then somehow got 
into her salivary glands and well, she was incubating them. 
They had to remove a couple a layers of her inner mouth to get all the 
eggs out. If they hadn't figured out what was going on, the eggs would have 
hatched inside the lining of her mouth ! 

She's suing Taco Bell, of course. If you need to find out more about 
this, it's in the November 19th issue of the New York Times. 

If you still want Taco Bell after this one, you're really brave. 

ALSO: Whenever you buy a can of coke or other canned soda, please make 
sure that you wash the top with running water and soap or, if not available, 
drink with a straw. A family friend died after drinking a can of soda. 
Apparently, she didn't clean the top before drinking from the can. The top 
was encrusted with dried rat's urine which is toxic and obviously lethal. 

Canned drinks and other food stuff are stored in warehouses and containers 
that are usually infested with rodents and then get transported to the 
retail outlets without being properly cleaned. So you know 
what to do from now on folks. Please pass this to whom ever you know eats 
Taco Bell and drinks cans of soda.