Virus Updates

BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES: 
 
CLINTON VIRUS 
Gives you a 7 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory. 
 
VIAGRA VIRUS 
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. 
 
LEWINSKY VIRUS 
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about what 
it did. 
 
RONALD REAGAN VIRUS 
Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. 
 
MIKE TYSON VIRUS 
Quits after two bytes. 
 
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS 
Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 
200 MB. 
 
DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS 
Deletes all old files. 
 
ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS 
Disks can no longer be inserted. 
 
TITANIC VIRUS 
(A strain of the Lewinsky Virus) 
Your whole computer goes down (but I think "we go on"). 
 
DISNEY VIRUS 
Everything in your computer goes Goofy :). 
 
PROZAC VIRUS 
Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care. 
 
JOEY BUTTAFUOCO VIRUS 
Only attacks minor files. 
 
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS 
Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK. 
 
LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS 
Re-formats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it 
through Windows.